senretsu's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Altereality Trailer]

Yuck.

Graphics:
Not too good. Two cardboard cutouts. And a charred dude chained on the wall. AMAZING!!1!

Style:
Yech. Ok there must be a million things I could say about this. But i'll spare you my banter.

Sound:
Linkin Park? Dude, Thats just evil. Linkin park was... alright. But seriously, the second CD sounded like the first, So did the third.. and so on and so on. Really the lyrics in their songs are just appealing to the inner whiny bastard in most of us. This is almost as bad as those damn DBZ music video's.

Violence:
A guy removed his jaw I think. If I wanted to see a guy take his teeth off blabbering about his parents I would have gone to the seniors home.

Interactivity:
Not even a custom play button.

Humuor:
The writing was soOo cheesed up it just has to be fattening.

Overall:
4/10. Below average. I make better shit for laugh's.

-Senretsu

[Dog V.S Jesus - Part One]

Yum yum

Graphics:
Pretty good fewl. Can't really say much more than that. A un-healthy use of gradiants. Still looked good though.

Style:
A dog VS Jesus? Does this series get old to you?

Sound:
Well, You get a 5/10. The sound quality was good. And the voice-acting was decent. Decent, Not good. It sounded like they where just saying things. Not really acting.

Violence:
I'm guessing there was violence in this movie, But I just watched up until the pope and it got too strange for me right there.

Interactivity:
TEH PLAY BUTTON!!1!

Humour:
I didn't find any of it funny, But its hard to make me laugh so neh. *Shrug*

Overall:
A solid movie. Nothing spectacular as far as I saw though. The Pope reminds me of a potato.

-Sen

[Where do clams come from]

That was strange

Huh? This movie was weird. I sort of understood what was going on. A little cartoony, A bit wacky. Yanno.

Ehm. I dunno. I just didn't really like it.

-Senretsu

[The Maxwell Edison Story]

Haha! Love it.

Dude thats great. You say The Beatles sung that song? Well I understand that they don't really like it. For the Beatles its kind of a lame song. But if you're looking at the average joe its pretty catchy. Its funny, and the song is catchy. Yup.

Lol, So disgustingly lovely. :)
4/5 bizatch.

-Senretsu

[Halo Armageddon]

Hehe! Cool.

I don't know what was so addicting about this movie that I watched the entire thing but I know I liked it. I used to play Worms 24/7 man. And Halo and Worms was a good combination but Honest-to-god you hardly notice or care that its master Chief.

I think this movie would have been 10X Better if they where using Halo weapons. Like the Spine-gun and the Energy-Sword. I forget the names. I don't own halo so don't beat me down for that. ^^;

Again, The whole "Halo" aspect was more or less like a Cameo, and less like halo and worms.

Anyway, It was almost exactly like the game in alot of aspects, Hehe, Good stuff.

-Senretsu

[Jonny Boy.]

Uhm...

Okay. I guess I have to agree. How did this get front page? Its good for an average flash but not front page material...

I'm giving it a 3/5.

[Cutethulhu]

Lmfao!

Lol! Ok! I'm serious! I'm really honest-to-god laughing out loud right now. It started out as some stupid Anime crap and then it turned into the best damn HP Lovecraft joke ever! Lmfao!

To all of you who didn't get the joke, Its kind of an insider joke. But trust me, Its really really funny.

Go search up "Call of Cthulhu" and read it. It may make a bit more sense.

XD!! HP Lovecraft banging his head on the coffin. Fucking comedic gold.

[story of a loser]

Nice.

Man do I know that feeling. Oh well. I already do take all that into consideration. Some people are downright assholes though. They can go fuck themselves.

At least you didn't give it a happy ending. When you give a happy ending to these kinds of story the point doesn't get across at all.

Either way, For the time being this is on the top of my favorites list. Very good key-frame animation.

-Senretsu

[Jimmy Eat World TheMiddle]

I like it.

Yeah, That songs good. It really does help. You obviously cut the song/movie into different scenes to help keep it organized, No? Don't do that. Theres pretty much no way to avoid the song-skipping if you do.

Uhm.. Yeah. I love that song. Know what its like. Keep goin' man.

[Experimental Film Collab]

Argh.

What the hell was this?? This is... Well I can't say its terrible because there is some truly terrible shit thats on newgrounds. So at least I can say you guys can draw well. Kilgaynes bit is very good. And because it all either...
1. Didn't synch
2. Didn't have any relevance to the song
3. Didn't Make sense
It deducted a good amount of points from me. The sprites wasn't a good idea either. Though whoever was fiddling with those can do it well. I make my own sprites and the lipsynching was good but the only thing that you seemed to focus on was Marios mouth. It was like one of those card board cut-outs with a hole where the face should be so someone can stick their face through it and sing.

Meh, It is just an experimental colaberation. So you can defend yourself on the basis that this wasn't meant to be amazing.
But heres 2 tips for the future.
-Pick a song thats good, And that people haven't heard 1000 times before, I watched the "Experimental Film" video on Homestarrunner a billion times and I don't wanna hear it again, So I shut off my speakers and watched for the art. The first guy seems to like biting his lips alot.
-Pick a theme, Or backstory, To the flash and tell your Colab team what it is. That way everyone can be doing something that has a story that should go to the flash.

Meh, I dunno. My keyboard is set on "Film Critic" right now. I'm working on a flash Colab myself right now. I don't know if it could be better than this, But it sure as hell was alot of fun working on it. And thats what really matters.

Good luck.
-Senretsu